Goth Memes is pretty much the largest Facebook group for piss-taking images of Goths and from Goths, and if you’ve found a hidden gem, you can submit your own too. Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' - Craig Brittles Read More Related Articles Why did the gothic poet always write in rhymes? Because he wanted his words to “resonate” through your bones.

Grave and Barrel Pub (Grave and Barrel is a play on “Grave and Barrel,” referencing the macabre theme) Over their career, they would build on the more romantic, affected form of goth, which culminated in the ballad ‘Butterfly on a Wheel’, but long before that, they were producing more raw works that ranged from ‘Serpents Kiss’ to ‘Severina’. However, the pinnacle of their early period is ‘Wasteland’, the opener of their debut album God’s Own Medicine. I asked the gothic hairdresser for a trim, and she said, “Sure, I’ll give you a slightly edgy, but perfectly balanced haircut.” Once, a goth walked into a bar. The bartender asked, “Why the long face?” The goth replied, “I was born this way.”A goth was walking through the cemetery when they saw a skeleton playing the violin. The goth said, “That’s the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.” With their distinct style and brooding demeanor, goths have inspired a plethora of jokes that playfully embrace their unconventional lifestyle. In this collection of goth jokes, we delve into the shadows, where the humor is as dark as their clothes and as intriguing as their enigmatic presence. By the late 80s and 90s, the music and look had caught on all over the world: Brazil, Mexico, Japan, Indonesia, Scandanavia. Anywhere there's internet, basically. Short goth puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goth humour may include short gangsta jokes also. Gothic Fashion Shows: The world of goth fashion is constantly evolving, and attending gothic fashion shows is a great way to keep up with the latest trends in the alternative scene.

What is a goth’s favorite classical piece? Moonlight Sonata, its melancholy melody soothes their soul. Gothic Bliss Records (Gothic Bliss combines the dark aesthetics of gothic culture with a positive feeling) After Wayne Hussey left The Sisters of Mercy, he formed The Mission, a real cult band who are still going today. The Mission did a lot for the development of the genre, even if they often get overlooked in favour of the likes of Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Cure and The Sisters of Mercy. Once, a goth met a ghost in a haunted house. The ghost asked, “Why are you here?” The goth responded, “I heard this place was hip and haunted.”The gothic artist painted a portrait that captured both the shadows of the soul and the light of the spirit, a paradoxical masterpiece. One of the inevitable side-effects of being part of a particular subculture (or any culture, for that matter) is that often, you don’t realise that you’re being widely stereotyped by those outside of said group, or in what ways. Goth #1: I'm so Goth I got a tattoo of Celtic knot work starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor. Why did the gothic ghost refuse to play hide-and-seek? She was always the seeker and never the spirit. I asked the gothic chef if he could make me a sandwich, and he said, “I only deal with bone-appetit meals.”

Frank N. Stein’s Repair Shop (Frank N. Stein’s is a play on “Frankenstein,” a classic gothic novel) Haunted Attractions: Haunted houses, spooky tours, and macabre attractions are goth-approved activities that cater to your love for all things eerie. Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.Did you hear about the gothic superhero who saved the day? He put his dark powers to good use, shedding light on the situation. Did you hear about the gothic fashion designer? They always create garments that are perfectly suited to your “ghoul”ish style. Gothic Out of Style: Graveyard Shifts in Clichés (Puns on Cliches) Graveyard Shift Cafe (Graveyard Shift is a play on working late at night, fitting the gothic theme)

Dressing inappropriately for the weather/task at hand is something that folk seem to think Goths are awesome at. While naturally this does happen-an internet’s worth of images tells us so-Sweaty Puddle Goth is an as-yet to be recognised subtype of the traditional group, and so pics like this usually amuse me. Why did the gothic chef use lots of garlic? Because he wants to add a “clove” of darkness to his dishes. What did the goth teenager say when their parents didn’t let them go to the graveyard? “You are so uncryptic!” I met a gothic dancer the other day, and they said their performances perfectly capture the “sinister” beauty of movement. Why did the gothic scientist always study the night sky? Because they were fascinated by the “endless” void of darkness.This is one of those flash points in music history; there is before “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” and there is after. Bauhaus took the expansive atmosphere of Dub and turned the lights off. Only a bare minimum of instruments guide us through the darkness (with what sounds like a single, lit candle, of course). It’s nine minutes of simmering tension, which never quite boils over, but instead leaves the listener profoundly unsettled, just like the best horror movies. “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” truly was the blueprint: vocals oozing morose melodrama, guitars scratching at their insides and bass lines grooving to something much darker than the “Monster Mash,” and the atmosphere of that moment right after an act of incredible violence, silence so loud it’s unbearable.– Ben Cohn Why did the gothic journalist always cover dark stories? Because they wanted to “chill” you with their hauntingly true tales. Freddy Krueger tried to pursue a career in music, but he couldn’t get a decent glove on the guitar. Again we did receive all the replies saying 'your da reads the Echo' (or that your da works for Echo, or that your da sits in the Echo watching ITV all day). So, thanks for those.