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By Simone Elkeles

During this sequel to how one can smash a summer time holiday, every thing in sixteen-year-old Amy Nelson Barak’s lifestyles goes unsuitable! Her mother obtained married and moved to the suburbs, and now they'll have a child. Amy strikes in together with her dad in Chicago and indicators him up for an internet relationship provider. His first 4 dates are that evening . . . What else? Her puppy Mutt impregnated her grumpy neighbor’s prized poodle, so Amy will even have to get a part-time activity to pay for part the veterinary invoice. And there’s this absolutely tense boy, Nathan Rubin, who simply moved into her house development. fortunately, Amy has a adorable boyfriend named Avi. simply he’s extra like a non-boyfriend contemplating Avi is within the Israeli military for the following 3 years. What’s a woman to do while everyone seems to be conspiringto destroy her lifestyles?

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I got a deal. Think of me as your Yente from Fiddler on the Roof. " This time he laughs, and I think he's broken way past the anger barrier and is quickly gliding toward delirium. A delirious Israeli ex-commando is not a good thing. "What's the problem with a dating service? It's for Jews," I interject, hoping to lessen the blow. "You gotta love Jewish women. " "That's not the point. " I swear I hear him praising that fact under his breath. The doorbell rings. Mutt is going nuts, barking nonstop.

The only way to fix this situation is to find my dad a wife. Not for procreation, but so he doesn't feel like the odd one without a partner. He's for sure hiding his true feelings, covering up his devastation of losing my mom to make me feel better. After we finish dinner, he goes to the workout room in the building while I make a beeline for the computer. I'm web surfing. Don't worry, I know not to give out any personal information when I'm in chat rooms. My dad is a consultant for the Department of Homeland Security and has bored me to death with the dangers of the Internet until I thought my ears would bleed.

Nathan nods back, then pushes his glasses up again. Someone should clue him in that they sell non-slip glasses now. The bus turns down the street. Relief time! I'm the first one on, ready to get out of Roxanne and Nathan's sight even if it's for ten seconds. I head to the back of the bus where we hang until our stop. Jess and Mitch--"the couple"---sit across from me. Cami and Raine sit together, so do Kyle and Roxanne. That leaves Nathan and me, the singles. Nathan doesn't even contemplate sitting next to me as he and his headphones plop themselves down onto a bench in the front of the bus.

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